Discourtesy Clerk [Unfinity] Phyrexian Zombie Warrior add C for each artifact

add C for each artifact you control

use {T} rather than tapping the permanent to pay for {T}

nonblack creature

The first creature in line gets +0/+0

Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense

Discourtesy Clerk [Unfinity] Phyrexian Zombie Warrior add C for each artifactSet: Unfinity Type: Creature Vampire Employee Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3}{B} When Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. Myra doesn't pay the vampires to smilebut only because guests found it off putting.